Its A Warnerful Life
By YakkingYakko & The Middle Warner Sibling
(It's Christmas Time at the Warner Brothers studio. As an instrumental version of "Deck the Halls" Plays in the back round, we slowly fade into an exterior shot of the lot and the Warner Tower as the title "It's a Warnerful Life" appears on screen, then slowly vanishes as we zoom down to the lot to Ralph the Guard's post. Ralph is leaning back in his chair, trying to string popcorn)
Ralph: Dalalala da da da OUCH! (He shoves a needle in his finger) da, that was no supposed to happen. Time to start over! (He eats the string, then starts a new one)
Best and Worst Distressed by YakkingYakko, literature
Literature
Best and Worst Distressed
Best and Worst Distressed
By YakkingYakko
(Our story begins as we fade into an establishing shot of the Warner Brothers tower, home to, of course, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot. As we slowly zoom in upon the tower and cut shot to inside, we settle upon Yakko himself, silently browsing through a magazine. The words Inside Toon Magazine is seen on the top of the front cover in red letters with a picture of Bugs Bunny beneath them. As Yakko flips to the next page, he mutters to himself.)
Yakko: (Muttering) Oooh, Aladdin and Jasmine are getting separated . (A pause, he looks to the camera) Betcha she gets the castle and the camels in
The Three Little Warners by YakkingYakko, literature
Literature
The Three Little Warners
The Three Little Warners
By Yakking Yakko
(Our story begins, as some fairytale-esque music plays in the background, on a field in an unknown location, though from the looks of it, it is very beautiful, with many flowers blooming and healthy growing grass for miles around. As the camera takes this field in and pans over, our narrator, with a Sterling Holloway-esque voice to him, is heard speaking.)
Narrator: (V.O) Once upon a time In a land far, far away .though it was a reasonable drive from Hollywood, or so I was told .lived three little children . (The camera slowly pans over to the right, and our heroes, the Warner t
Scary Movie Blues
By Yakking Yakko and The Middle Warner Sibling
(Our story begins in the Warner Tower. From the establishing outside shot, we see that the sun is going down. Slowly, we cut to the interior of the tower, where Yakko Warner is sitting and watching TV on the couch. It is the movie "Batman Returns" and Michelle Pfeiffer is on as Catwoman at the present moment. He happily sighs as he leans forward, hearts in his eyes)
Yakko: This is heaven .TV Michelle Pfeiffer in a cat suit and no siblings (He grins)
Dot/Wakko: (Off-screen) Yakko! Yakko!
Yakko: (A pause, he grumbles) Me and my big mouth....
(Dot and
Psych Ya Later!
By YakkingYakko
(Our story begins as an instrumental version of the Animaniacs theme plays and the camera pans from the Warner Tower to the front office doors of Dr. Scratchansniff. Once the camera settles upon the front doors, the music slowly fades off, and we have absolute silence for three beats. Suddenly, the silence is broken by a loud scream, that of the Doc himself. Seconds after the scream occurs, Scratchansniff himself bursts out through the doors, running for dear life and screaming again as he does. Soon after, our heroes, The Warner trio, come bounding out the door after him.)
The Warners: (In unison) Boingy, B
Wakko's Birthday Bashed by YakkingYakko, literature
Literature
Wakko's Birthday Bashed
Wakkos Birthday Bashed!
By YakkingYakko and Pleading Eyes
(Our story begins in the interior of the water tower, where we see Dot and Yakko standing together, whispering to one another as they do, obviously trying to keep something on the down low. As they do this, Wakko slowly walks into shot, grinning and, tongue hanging out, he speaks to his two siblings)
Wakko: Hey guys you know what day it is today? (He smiles more)
Yakko: Uh... just a sec Wakko. (He gets into a huddle with Dot and continues to whisper to her)
Wakko: (A pause, he continues) It's really important.....
Dot: (In the huddle with Yakko) Yeah, ok....give us a
The Bet
By YakkingYakko
(Our story begins on the lot of the Warner Brothers studio. A caption on screen slowly reads Summer: 1996: Hours before The Bet begins. The sun has since set on yet another day, and, as crickets chirp and the moon slowly rises up, we zoom up towards the Water Tower, where of course we know The Warners are living. From here, we cut shot into the bedroom interior of said Water Tower. The trio, Yakko, Wakko, and Dot, are all in their bedroom, asleep in separate beds that are side by side, Dot on the left, Yakko the middle, Wakko the right. It is Wakko himself that we focus on as we pan closer to him, a white
Playing Doctor for a Doctor by YakkingYakko, literature
Literature
Playing Doctor for a Doctor
Playing Doctor for a Doctor
By Yakking Yakko
(Our story begins on the Warner Brothers lot in good old Burbank, California. The usual hustle and bustle can be seen within the entrance, cars coming in an out, people walking to different studios, and so on and so fourth. Panning back to the entrance gate, we slowly zoom in upon it until the camera settles on Ralph, who is, as usual, sitting at his post. However, rather then paying attention to the cars driving in and out of the lot, he is busy reading a Batman comic book. Unfortunately, the comic book is upside down, so Ralph seems to be struggling a bit to read it.)
Ralph: Daaaa, boy, dis Ba
Yakkos Sick Day
By YakkingYakko and The Middle Warner Sibling
(Our story begins within the Warner Tower, specifically, the bedroom. Some cheery, bouncy music plays as we see Dot and Wakko getting dressed for the day in their usual trademark clothes, yet Yakko remains buried under the covers of his bed)
Wakko/Dot: (Singing) We're going to the park....we're going to the park....hi ho the Derry oh, we're going to the park!
(Yakko sticks his head out from under the covers. His nose is running slightly, and he has small bags under his eyes. It is obvious that he is under the weather, and it shows as he groans and lays his head back onto
A Date With Abigail
By YakkingYakko and The Middle Warner Sibling
(Our story begins in the interior of the Warner Tower. Dot, Wakko, and Yakko are asleep in their bunk beds as a clock on their dresser ticks to 9:00 AM. Once it does, and the alarm rings, Wakko shoots straight up and, with a grin on his face and his tongue hanging out as usual, he happily bounds out of bed)
Wakko: I got to get ready! Got to get ready!
(He runs to the dresser and throws on his shirt, making as much noise as possible. Dot throws a pillow at him, which misses as Yakko sits up, groggily, to look at him)
Wakko: Bye! (He runs out